Weather

Okay yesterday it snowed so hard and bad that we thought it was going to be a blizzard. IT IS THE END OF MARCH! What is going on with this weather? I can't believe we got snow at the end of March. I did have someone at work tell me that they read the farmers book (that is what they called it) and we were going to get a blizzard in March. When I seen the snow coming down I was sure they were right. I have a camera and a video camera and can't seem to get either one of them to work or find them. I think i need to get organized first of all. Hope that everyone has a good week. Maybe I won't have any more snow to report about.

So Mad

Ok I don't understand but i will try to. Life can be cruel sometimes. I don't think it is right when it acts up. It is like it is laughing at us when we are down. So when life got to a point with me the other day I went straight to the Salon and cut off all my hair. It sure feels better but I don't know if it was the right thing to do.

Things to Make you laugh

TWENTY-NINE LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.
6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing.
10... Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
11... NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it!
17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
18 Procrastinate Now!
19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
29.. I smile because I don't know what is going on.

Life is too short and friends are too few! Appreciate every single thing you have, especially friends!